My sister had a friend growing up named Candace Fudge. Yep, you got it, CANDY FUDGE!!! Just awful!!!

I knew twins in high school named...Jack and Jill; triplets named Jane, Jan and Joanne!

Hockey goalie Ron Tuggnutt or politician BG Butz

And/or, the pair of twins born on either side of midnight that my friend coached named Yesterday and Today.

A teacher friend of mine had a student named Nosmo King. As in, NO SMOKING? Pronounced Noz-moe. WOW!

I think all parents should observe the 48 hour rule which states that no child shall be named within 48 hours of birth or until all the drugs have worn off.

Distant relatives, the Ciancis, had a baby girl and named her Nancy Ann. Yes, that's Nancy Ann Cianci.

Once knew a portly, Phillipino girl named Cinderella. She never went by Cindy or Ella either...strictly Cinderella!

I work in the ER of the hospital so get to see a lot of people. I met a young teen boy named... Furious!! I'm not kidding. The grandma brought him in and hates his name, but his momma named him Furious!

I also have a friend, from the Phillipines, who is named... Jingle Bells! She wasn't even born on Christmas; her birthday is early January. I guess her parents loved the song! She's a great girl but it's hard to call her Jingle Bells with a straight face, so we all call her Jingle.

I went to camp with twins named Candy and Cookie Stores. Of course my name was Stephanie Mudd, or Step in the Mudd!

I worked with a woman named Luv. Bad enough, but her last name (and this IS her maiden name) . . . Siemen. Yup. Luv Siemen. Middle name you ask? Joy.

Luv Joy Siemen. If only she had married my Dad's coworker Rickard Hertz. Went by Dick.

Just can't make this stuff up.

These are all cringe-tastic...it's going to be tough picking a winner this week. Thanks for playing and keep 'em coming everyone.

A friend who is a teacher in Prince William County had a student named La-a. It's pronounced Ladasha.

A friend of mine growing up had a cleaning lady who named her daughter Psalm. She pronounced it pizz-um though.

Thanks Patch readers for playing last week's "Baby Names" Patch Game. With all of your phenomenal responses, it became too tough to choose the best entry. Therefore, each submission was put in a hat and we randomly picked our winner.

(Drum roll please)

Congratulations to Stephanie M. Daly, you're this week's Patch Game winner! Please email me your address so I can get your prize to you. (Note: Next Patch Game will run Thursday, December 22. And btw, we kind of like this new way of picking a winner, so expect it for subsequent go-rounds too.)