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Stuff Route 1 Corridor People Say

What do you hear local residents say (or imagine them saying) all the time?

 

The phrase began innocuously enough with the benign Twitter feed of a semi-employed comedy writer. Justin Halpern had been forced to move back into the San Diego home of his parents in August of 2009. At the time, he started regularly posting the colorful comments that his dad, Sam, would make and called it, [Expletive] My Dad Says.

A friend of Halpern’s found the content amusing and posted the link. Next, comedian Rob Corddry tweeted the link. Within a month, The Daily Show, Laughing Squid (a popular blog in San Francisco) and actress Kristen Bell were all buzzing about it. 

Fast forward to today, the feed has 2.93 million followers and has launched both a #1 New York Times best-seller titled, “Sh*t My Dad Says” and a short-lived CBS television series titled, “$#*! My Dad Says” (which starred William Shatner and won a People’s Choice Award.)

(Just a hunch, but I bet Halpern has moved out of his parents’ basement.)

Bowing to the meme’s popularity, we thought it might be entertaining to parody Halpern’s phrase with a local twist. Therefore, we’re asking readers to come up with some self-effacing and stereotypical things folks in our area might say. (As always, bonus points for sarcasm.)

Patch Game Question #8: What is the “Stuff” Route One Corridor People Say? What do you hear local residents say (or imagine they might say) all the time? (fill in your response in the comments section below.)

Here are a few from Patch to start things off.  Please add yours to the comments section below.

  • Sorry, we got disconnected. I hit a dead spot driving on Fort Hunt Road.
  • Has anyone heard what's going in the old Village Wharf?
  • Sorry, we got disconnected. I hit a dead spot driving on Old Mill Road.
  • Actually, I live in the other Alexandria.
  • Sorry, we got disconnected. I hit a dead spot driving on Mount Vernon Memorial Highway.
  • Living in Huntington gives new meaning to having a home with a "water view."
  • Hope you’re hungry for rotisserie chicken.
  • Occupy Belle Haven!

A Patch prize is at stake. A random winner will be drawn on Thursday, Feb. 9. Answer early and often as each time you comment, until the deadline, you increase your chance of winning.

About this column: Patch pitches the question. Readers step up to the plate and take a swing. Related Topics: Justin Halpern, Patch Game, and Sh*t My Dad Says

Mindy Fortier

7:15 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

So this is where George lived....really?

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Tom Shaw

10:25 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

When is Costco coming to the Highway? Is it before or after Nordstroms?

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Chad Robinson

10:35 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

This is the one I was gonna go with. Instead how about "The traffic at the new Wal-Mart suuuuuuucks." "They need to do something about the traffic at the new Wal-Mart." "I hate the new Wal-Mart."

M. Ellsworth

10:36 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

I love the "other Alexandria" one! Don't like the water view one--we here in lower Huntington HATES water now. :)

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Beth Jarvis

11:38 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

Sorry M., I couldn't resist! :) You Hungtington residents are tough and have a lot of mettle so I knew you could handle my ribbing.

mn

10:59 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

Watch out for that bunch of kids running across the middle of the road!
When is that road to Kingstowne going to open?
Why does no one go the speed limit on Route 1?
Why does everything Route 1 touches turn to crap eventually?

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Chad Robinson

11:06 am on Thursday, February 2, 2012

"Why does no one go the speed limit on Route 1? " I love this one too. No one goes bloody 45 MPH!

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Adam Froehlig

7:57 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

In my experience, it's the exception rather than the rule when one can even get to 45 MPH on Route 1.

nancy

12:02 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

How do folks who live on Sherwood Hall Lane get a signal??

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Beth Jarvis

2:02 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Just curious Nancy, where on Sherwood Hall Lane do people want a signal?

Barbara

1:36 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

I see we are getting more and more motels I guess to accomodate folks coming to Belvoir but where will they eat? We need some good sit down restaurants besides Pema's on our end of the Highway.

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Ed Simmons, Jr.

1:41 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

You see so many interesting looking people walking along and across Jeff Davis Highway. Too bad the area's dangerously pedestrian-unfriendly.

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Katie2960

9:29 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Too bad "Jeff Davis Highway" is in the "real" Alexandria. Once you are in the "other" Alexandria, it's called Richmond Highway (changes back in Prince William County, though).

dalyf

5:51 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

"everyone considers them the black eye of the county"(to the tune of Kenny Rogers Coward of the County)....enough said!

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Arva Larva

9:39 pm on Thursday, February 2, 2012

Broken vehicle strut again?!?! I live on Route One. Oh yeah--that's right.

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DAVE

6:55 am on Friday, February 3, 2012

Where do I insert the token for this game of Frogger?

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Beth Jarvis

7:31 am on Friday, February 3, 2012

For you Dave, there's no charge. I know you have some good retorts in you. Let's hear them...

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Beth Jarvis

12:03 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Sorry Dave, I'm so obtuse. On second read, I got your reference. You can probably tell I was never a gamer growing up.

Beth Jarvis

7:29 am on Friday, February 3, 2012

If Demi, Judd, Ally, Emilio, Rob, etc. lived here, do you think they'd call them the BRAC Pack?

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Martin Tillett

11:06 am on Friday, February 3, 2012

It's what we hear from people in Mount Vernon and the rest of Fairfax outside of the beltway. "Richmond highway is a dump. There's people who don't look like us there. There's people who don't have any money". To me, that diversity and density of Richmond Highway is what makes it great. Those of us that live on the corridor are not without humor or able to take a joke. We've been experiencing them for decades. The supposedly funny remarks listed above are emblematic of the attitudes conveyed through the quoted comments in this post. I love my neighborhood on the strip. We are multicultural with a range of income levels and housing options. We have a strong sense of community and hold block parties and have worked diligently for revitalization along the corridor while many citizens outside of the corridor feel making jokes is more productive than challenging county leaders and elected officials for claims that made over strip shopping centers is revitalization. So keep on cracking on the corridor and reinforcing the stereotype. That's what keeps giving those with power a pass to do nothing substantive to fix the degradation and to implement a real revitalization plan for the corridor from the beltway to Fort Belvoir. I agree with the comment "The traffic at the new Wal-Mart suuuuuuucks." but then so do mean people.

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Beth Jarvis

11:51 am on Friday, February 3, 2012

Hi Martin---In humor, lies truth. And sometimes the truth hurts. Furthermore, I think in the right hands and with the proper messenger, humor can be a very powerful tool. It can draw attention and it doesn't have to be done in a way that trivializes. I don't look at it as a weapon that "reinforces stereotypes" and gives "those with power a pass to do nothing." That being said, I still agree with much of what you've said, especially about the value our rich diversity plays in fostering strong fellowship and community. I appreciate your comments.

Martin Tillett

12:42 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Hi Beth,
I'm all for humor. I'm a regular fan of Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report. Humor can be perhaps unintentionally hurtful as well. The plight of people trying to cross Richmond Highway goes as far back in my memory to 1981 when I moved to the area. The number of deaths and the mediocre response from local and state officials to come into the communities and engage the citizens reflects a top down approach to solving this issue that has not worked for the past 3 decades.
How about some creative humor directed at the officials that are failing us on the creation of a more economically vibrant business district, a diversity of housing opportunities, replacement of archaic infrastructure that harms the environment and a pedestrian friendly corridor? Just how many times does the Mount Vernon Supervisor have to take Mount Vernon citizens on a faux bus tour of the corridor and wax eloquent on the potential for a better US 1 without delivering his passengers to that destination?

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Beth Jarvis

1:55 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Great point, Martin. Thanks for sharing it. Will you be on the faux bus tour tomorrow?

Martin Tillett

5:03 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Beth,
I'll show for the poster session in the multipurpose room but the auditorium presentation is all to predictable. So much so that regular attendees as I have been over the years could parrot the "we're working hard for you" message from county officials and the stops along the "bus tour" will highlight nothing the majority of the citizens don't already know if they read the local papers and follow PATCH of course.
The Supervisor is supposed to unveil the plan for the Visioning Task Force, a hand selected committee by none other than the Supervisor. The Supervisor has virtually ignored the fact that there is/was a grass roots "Special Visioning Committee" of the MVCCA headed by Kahan Dhillon that preceded the Supervisors committee by a year perhaps even more. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then maybe the MVCCA should be proud but my sense is that the Supervisor felt an urgent need to cut the legs off of the MVCCA committee by grandstanding his own hand selected group. Oddly enough some of those picked by the Supervisor were serving on the MVCCA committee. Was the message to them that you will accomplish more by being on his committee? This goes back to my earlier statement about governing from the top down. Personally I prefer the more democratic grass roots bottom up approach. So in my view, the Supervisor likes to not only control the wheel and destination of the bus but also the source of ideas for the future vision of the corridor.

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Will Radle

5:23 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Beth, I will be attending. Looking forward to talking with neighbors and gathering signatures for the VA8 campaign. Of course, I will take any questions and listen to people's concerns.

A. Will Radle, Jr.
Democratic VA8 Candidate
Will@VA8.com
www.VA8.com

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T Ailshire

9:42 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Pray for me. I drive US1.
Pray for me. I must cross US1.

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T Ailshire

9:43 pm on Friday, February 3, 2012

Pray for me. I drive US 1.

Ain't it great we don't have to drive through Potomac Yards?

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Beth Jarvis

6:58 am on Thursday, February 9, 2012

Congrats Martin Tillett! You've been picked as the winner of last week's Patch Game. Please email me to claim your prize.

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Arva Larva

3:37 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

Hi, just curious: which novelette of Martin's won? Congrats, Martin. I hope you got a goody.

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Beth Jarvis

6:19 pm on Friday, February 17, 2012

Hi Arva Larva---I appreciate your interest. Martin's second "novelette" was actually the one that got randomly selected. The current Patch Game is up and running if you, too, desire to try to win a goody!

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